Santa is Scary....
There's a round little ole man
Wearing a funny red suit
Sitting in a fancy chair.
He comes to the mall once a year
And the kids all meet him there!
He calls the kids one by one
To come and sit on his lap.
Well, Mommy said that
It was my turn,
But I really just wanted to nap!
They had me sit on the jolly man's lap
And his beard looked fake to me!
I thought to myself as I spied his elf
"What could the purpose of all this be?"
I really tried so hard to be polite
And not let him know of my fear
But before you could say boo
(or how do you do)
My face was creating a tear!!
Mommy and Daddy
I really tried
But Santa is scary
And I cried and cried!
Maybe someday he and I could be friends
And I won't be afraid of him then
But for now I'd rather stay at home
And order my gifts on eBay or the telephone!!